Ever started a project thinking, “I’ll just do a quick coat,” and then an hour later you’re still staring at it, begging the DIY gods to just let it dry already? Because …same.

That’s why I made SeaPaints. For the impatient dreamers, the ADHDers, and the busy do-it-yourselfers who just want instant gratification but without the toxic fumes and without the long wait times.

For me, I wanted paint that felt soft to the touch, like a small crafty hug of love. I wanted paint that dries ridiculously fast to match my ridiculous attention span… or the lack thereof rather.

That’s why SeaPaints dry in three minutes or less.

If they didn't, I just might never finish anything.. ever again. In this lifetime at least.

What that means for you:

My past frustrations can become your home decor solution.

With SeaPaints, there's no more watching paint dry in slow motion. Instead, you'll get more projects done in less time

You know that dopamine rush you get from seeing a project practically instantly finished? 

It's exactly like that. For a minute we considered naming the paints "craft crack" but that just seemed in poor taste, so we went with what they're made from.

Sea minerals, thus, SeaPaints.

Not nearly as catchy, but it still gets the job done, fast.

SeaPaints were designed for people who:

Have short attention spans 

Get sensory overload from strange textures or smelly paint 

Love soft, velvety finishes they can’t stop touching

People that love weathered and rustic finishes

There is some bad news however, after a wonderfully fast paced journey to selling over a million jars, SeaPaints is no longer available....year round.

These days, SeaPaints are only available a few times a year. So mark your calendars and join us behind the scenes so you don't miss the events.

You never know what new colors will wash up each season, but once they’re gone… they’re gone.

Can't wait to see you as a patreon behind the scenes!